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OneTwo
07-29-2007, 11:24 AM
There is one game on show, including yours truly. I will have to be naked for the events to follow, and so will all who participate. Two people will step up at one time onto the platform, i will be on a 360 degrees rotator for all your sexual motions. the two people will each get half of my body seperated vertically to do whatever you want to ; here's the score sheet

Anus - 10
Mouth - 20
Eye - 30
Ear - 40
Nipples - 50
Armpitts - 60
Pinkie Toe Suckage - 70
Big Toe Suckage - 80

But be creative, there are hotspots that you can hit that will boost your score. And remember, tro to move in one smooth motion, from top to bottom, bottom to top, over and over again, poking me with your joy (for real, joy) stick aiming for the goals trying to penetrate all areas for more points, remember there are extra points for combos and smooth ejaculations into the eye. Extra points will also be given for people who happen to amputate organs/body parts ; NO LUBE! lube is for amateurs, ------ burns need to be left behind once your turn is done.

The only way to spin the 360 degrees rotator is by using the lever that can be found on the center of my body, be sure to grab is firmly and rub for smoother rotations. Be on your guard, he/she who catches the magical juices that come out of the lever in there mouth scores will be doubled.

Who will be the first two to step up?

Zohair
07-29-2007, 11:25 AM
Anus & Nipples FTW.

OneTwo
07-29-2007, 11:28 AM
there we have one lucky contestant ; who will be the second to step up for this ground breaking event

Morv
07-29-2007, 11:30 AM
I

Zohair
07-29-2007, 11:32 AM
1?

Nicasus
07-29-2007, 11:33 AM
Things are getting dumber by the minute here.

OneTwo
07-29-2007, 11:33 AM
There we have it, our first two lucky contestants are Zohair and Morv. Nacasus step back, you'll have to wait your turn. Unless one of the two contestants tag you in!

*straps selft to the 360 degrees device*

Now Zohair and Morv, let the games begin (eg, type out what you're doing and the scores you're getting)

Morv
07-29-2007, 11:35 AM
ok my first action will be :

I penetrate your ear with severe force, pop out your eye and while your eye flies out of your eyesocket, i ejaculate my sperm so my hot fluide bounces of your eye and onto your other eye. Meanwhile, my ass will teabag your lovely armpit. And to get my babe wetter than wet, i will rub my little toe up and down his nipple.

Eye : 30 x2
Ear : 40
Nipples : 50
Armpitts : 60
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total : 210 (i think)

dinges
07-29-2007, 11:37 AM
you guys are scaring the ---- out of me....

OneTwo
07-29-2007, 11:39 AM
Originally posted by Morv@Jul 30 2007, 12:35 AM
ok my first action will be :

I penetrate your ear with severe force, pop out your eye and while your eye flies out of your eyesocket, i ejaculate my sperm so my hot fluide bounces of your eye and onto your other eye. Meanwhile, my ass will teabag your lovely armpit. And to get my babe wetter than wet, i will rub my little toe up and down his nipple.

Eye : 30 x2
Ear : 40
Nipples : 50
Armpitts : 60
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total : 210* (i think)
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Zohair, proceed...

dinges you can go next with nicasus if you want? theres plenty to go around

Ravr
07-29-2007, 11:58 AM
what the ------ing hell is this

Zohair
07-29-2007, 12:42 PM
:rofl: I am on a break right now and will wait for Nicasus to come in now.. Morv that is hawt and like you guys are pwning the forum

Morv
07-29-2007, 03:53 PM
Oh come on people.

OneTwo
07-30-2007, 01:53 AM
yh, come on, I'm clean :)

Zohair
07-30-2007, 07:44 AM
ok I would now turn you around and up your anus will be my penis... Penetrating deep into you making you orgasm

Morv
07-30-2007, 08:06 AM
Originally posted by OneTwo@Jul 30 2007, 04:53 AM
yh, come on, I'm clean :)
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so aids isn't worth 50 points :(

OneTwo
07-30-2007, 08:20 AM
If you transmit a disease to me, I guess you win..../won? Morv you dirty slut ; and come on Zohair, you'll never get a high score doing only that. Get hardcore

Morv
07-30-2007, 11:02 AM
I'm preparing a big one.

OneTwo
07-31-2007, 03:49 AM
sexy

Zohair
07-31-2007, 07:58 AM
Waiting :P

OneTwo
07-31-2007, 11:20 AM
gonna be a new high score i believe

Morv
07-31-2007, 11:25 AM
wait, how much points do i lose if you die?

`sparks
07-31-2007, 02:00 PM
lmao

OneTwo
08-01-2007, 02:25 AM
I believe thatd be game over

Zohair
08-01-2007, 05:27 AM
Yeah because the secks machine kills the other one

Morv
08-01-2007, 06:09 AM
can you live with only 1 leg and 1 arm? And an enormous anus.

OneTwo
08-02-2007, 02:13 AM
yes