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Zohair
03-18-2006, 12:00 PM
Ways girls turn romantic guys down!!!

HE: I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like
yours!!!

HE: Hi!didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once.i never make the same mistake twice!!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No,i'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share!!!

HE: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
SHE: It's hot!!!

HE: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
SHE: Okay,but would you stay there?

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! i'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!

HE: Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out!
SHE: Okay,get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why,are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: why,don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!

HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
SHE: Nah,it was plain bad luck!!!

HE: You know I can't seem to get your face out of my mind.
SHE: Wow really, I have a similar problem I cant seem to get you out of my face!!!

HE: When I look at your face, I can't hold my self down..
SHE: And when I look at your face I can't seem to keep my food down!

HE: You know when they made u they must have broken the mold.
SHE: Yeah and when they were making you must have leaked out of your mold!!

HE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be anyone as beautiful as you?
SHE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, i'm sure there's no-one as ugly as you!

HE: Do you have a phone number I can reach you on?
She: Sorry, telephones are against my religion!!!

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

HE: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
SHE: It's in the phone book.
HE: But I don't know your name.
SHE: That's in the phone book too.

HE: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not Enter

HE: I know how to please a woman.
SHE: Then please leave me alone.

HE: I want to give myself to you.
SHE: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
SHE: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: Your body is like a temple
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: I hope you didn't hurt yourself when fell to earth from heaven.
SHE: No, but it looks like you landed on your face!

Nicasus
03-18-2006, 12:02 PM
Whahahaha, they are fun :lol: :lol:

Zohair
03-18-2006, 12:11 PM
thanx mate

JohnnyCash
03-18-2006, 12:15 PM
ROFLMFAO
XD

The first one is hilarious!

GJ dude. Keep such posts coming!

Vodka?
03-18-2006, 12:16 PM
lol this is funny!! heha

music_of_the_madness
03-18-2006, 12:19 PM
HAHA!!

that is SO stuff I'd say to a guy who annoyed me.... hahahahaha

Slywolf
03-18-2006, 02:42 PM
l0l0l... You cannot share your wisdom with the girls cause they learn things quickly!

Quick, edit the post :lol:

P.S.- Keep things like this coming

legendbz
03-18-2006, 02:48 PM
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!


omfg^ rofl lol lmao wow thanks for the laughs man

IMP.
03-18-2006, 03:00 PM
You just quoted my life :C

Tenshi
03-18-2006, 05:02 PM
Haha, these rule! Nice find.


- Squall.

.parfekt//
03-18-2006, 05:17 PM
Where'd you get em? Off a site, I know you couldn't have heard all these during your life, or have you : | :P

DDL
03-18-2006, 05:22 PM
Ha, those were funny!

shadw demon
03-18-2006, 06:21 PM
very good stuff havnt seen a few any of them yours?

Raziel
03-18-2006, 06:23 PM
Too many !'s at the end spoil them...
I take a more than one !'s as a shout, so seeing 3 kinda ruins it.

DDL
03-18-2006, 08:42 PM
Then ignore them. ;)

Ice92888
03-18-2006, 09:42 PM
Roflol.... those are good ways to turn a guy down, but nonetheless very rude... lol.

`Koda
03-18-2006, 09:55 PM
Some of those are so mean! :rofl:

UV Soaked
03-18-2006, 10:12 PM
funny shiet mate

Zeldrik
03-18-2006, 10:16 PM
hahahh awesome...he got owned

seppuku
03-18-2006, 10:19 PM
lol

HE: I want to give myself to you.
SHE: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

DDL
03-18-2006, 10:19 PM
They may be mean, but they are effective, are they not? ;)

DEADRIp
03-19-2006, 02:25 AM
Too many !'s at the end spoil them...
I take a more than one !'s as a shout, so seeing 3 kinda ruins it.
yeah and 5 is a sign of insanity :rofl:
those are funny dude nice find

Dream30.
03-19-2006, 02:38 AM
Originally posted by DEADRIp@Mar 18 2006, 11:25 PM
Too many !'s at the end spoil them...
I take a more than one !'s as a shout, so seeing 3 kinda ruins it.
yeah and 5 is a sign of insanity :rofl:
those are funny dude nice find
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what the hells your problem!!!!!!?

lol, jk

Good ---- tho... some were HILARIOUS, and rude.... but HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!! (lol... gotta love exclaimation marks!!!!!!!!)

SniperStud
03-19-2006, 02:52 AM
lmao

DDL
03-19-2006, 03:43 AM
There is no need to offend everyone...

Zohair
03-19-2006, 04:33 AM
Thanx everyone sum were my mades! :)

OmegaZero
03-19-2006, 05:32 AM
LOOOOOOOL
xDDDDDDDDD
*LMAO*
Great xDD
Very good, m8

Anti-Hero
03-19-2006, 08:47 AM
meh some of them are good :)

Zohair
03-19-2006, 10:25 AM
Thanx again :D

.Simplicity
03-19-2006, 10:31 AM
If they didn't use those cheap lines they probably wouldn't get turned down as hard ;x

Hass
03-19-2006, 11:03 AM
lawl

Infiltrater900
03-19-2006, 11:37 AM
Hahah funny

nightmare121
03-19-2006, 11:40 AM
lol nice stuff

Still.HerexEDGE
03-19-2006, 11:40 AM
props. funny dude.

music_of_the_madness
03-19-2006, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by .Simplicity@Mar 19 2006, 09:31 AM
If they didn't use those cheap lines they probably wouldn't get turned down as hard ;x
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exactly XD guys need better lines than that :P

Cytherea
03-19-2006, 06:14 PM
some funny stuff :)

Zohair
03-19-2006, 07:44 PM
Thanx again :)

Dusklex
03-19-2006, 08:14 PM
lawl nice post man

Zohair
06-06-2006, 05:47 AM
thanks for the comments everyone

GoliathX
06-06-2006, 07:05 AM
Damn I cannot stop laughing.

Massacre
06-06-2006, 07:12 AM
LOL those are funny, but no offense to girls, do they have the intelligence to say things like that? Most girls I know have a very ahrd time just saying "NO"

Zohair
06-06-2006, 09:05 AM
hhahaha you're quite right there i should agree to you cause i've seen such too :D :lol:

Joolker;;x
06-06-2006, 10:47 AM
They rock, awesome find.


- Jay.

Carmon
06-06-2006, 11:23 AM
Rofl!! there amazing! lol

Samantha
06-06-2006, 12:41 PM
Cute hehe. Thanks for sharing.

Blinkz
06-06-2006, 01:59 PM
lol keep em coming ^_^

hawaiianham
06-06-2006, 02:05 PM
man...if the girl i was going to ask says one of those things, that would really hurt rofl

Longhorns
06-06-2006, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by SODesignZ@Mar 18 2006, 12:00 PM
Ways girls turn romantic guys down!!!

HE: I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like
yours!!!

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Own.

ghettolt
06-06-2006, 09:36 PM
Old yet funny... girls aren't that good with come backs to pick up lines though...

jumbo1990
06-06-2006, 09:39 PM
haha awesome

tombom_52
06-06-2006, 09:43 PM
that's messed up.

five aces
06-06-2006, 10:13 PM
I got an email with them in it ages ago, but they haven't lost any humour.

Nice post.

^_^

kirbir
06-06-2006, 11:19 PM
haha seen this before, some pretty good ones in there :D

[-PE-] .Moose
06-09-2006, 12:07 AM
lol thats funny lol ^^

lost*Star*
06-09-2006, 11:29 AM
Lol some of them are classic

Zohair
06-09-2006, 11:32 AM
omg lol thanks guys :D

GuitarGuru
06-09-2006, 01:04 PM
lol those are pretty damn funny

SwAT
06-09-2006, 11:25 PM
Moved to off-topic.

AM Anima
06-09-2006, 11:50 PM
I laughed so hard at some of those.

mlp21
06-11-2006, 03:01 PM
everything seems to end with 3 !'s lol

Zohair
09-25-2006, 05:58 AM
thanks again guys for complimenting :D

Greasy Pete
09-25-2006, 06:11 AM
rofl

UV Soaked
09-26-2006, 10:28 PM
i'v seen it before, love it

cheers